Infinite Men




Primordial Men

Primordial Men




Thanks to Rob Shuttz for the photo from our gig at ‘the RECK’, not least for the documentation but also for keeping our make up tips, pre-show vocal warm up routine and ryder demands a close-nit secret. 

Thanks to Rob Shuttz for the photo from our gig at ‘the RECK’, not least for the documentation but also for keeping our make up tips, pre-show vocal warm up routine and ryder demands a close-nit secret. 







bloody hell

‘Oh for fucks sake. Another video from Infinitemen. I hope they don’t overdo it.’- That’s what your thinking right

WRONG- it only gets better mate. 

Our friend Adam knocked this up for us and it looks great. I enjoy it for a number of reasons, it looks like the 90’s (and we all love that at the moment), it has erratic speed, and most importantly, it makes it look better than it actually was (I have told that joke perhaps too many times now) 




A nice time? Oh!!! so thats what your looking for? at the expense of no-one? …Well how VERY guardian reader (s wives) of you!!!!! Seems like ive got just the opiate for your massive urges. Two Words… ‘DEPT’ ‘FORD’. Get down there this friday and let the great music roll down your cheeks and off onto the floor next to your knees! 

A nice time? Oh!!! so thats what your looking for? at the expense of no-one? …Well how VERY guardian reader (s wives) of you!!!!! Seems like ive got just the opiate for your massive urges. Two Words… ‘DEPT’ ‘FORD’. Get down there this friday and let the great music roll down your cheeks and off onto the floor next to your knees! 




Lord have Mercy! Wot a scorcher at power lunches! Props  (as the kids might say) to ‘House of John Player’ and ‘Clara Clara’ for being a) ‘The Other Bands’ and b) ‘The Audience’. You wont fucking believe yor eyeballs but here is a new track and it clocks in at about 4mins! Almost like a real song or some shit. Hopefully this wont usher in a new era of prog wankery, but Alex says he ‘cant promise anything’. FAN-GRATITUDE




Well blimey oh crikey- the last infinitemen gig at the Wreck was an absolute success story. The crowd was successfully warmed up (berated) by Spring Yards nasty bad boy frontman which left it for us to pick up the pieces. We wore the traditional dress of corpse paint and there was an entrance via a broken thomas the tank scooter. Anywho… see above flyer for our next fab gig with some other great bands. As usual please remind yourself that if you don’t bother then it will be you that misses out.

Well blimey oh crikey- the last infinitemen gig at the Wreck was an absolute success story. The crowd was successfully warmed up (berated) by Spring Yards nasty bad boy frontman which left it for us to pick up the pieces.

We wore the traditional dress of corpse paint and there was an entrance via a broken thomas the tank scooter.

Anywho… see above flyer for our next fab gig with some other great bands.

As usual please remind yourself that if you don’t bother then it will be you that misses out.










Hello world- infinitemen could not tell you about their great news recently because of a phone tumblr access error (I had typed homtail instead of hotmail) Important facts: we played at catch bar tuesday and ended it with a fake fight that no one cared about. Last month we played a gig with spring yard, the rebel and pines (one third of sauna youth) which was great. We have THREE gigs in april which is a new pb for infinitemen. Details: 18th april, power lunches with house of john player, 27th april bunker club with our friend ashley’s band and then a gig we are putting on at the ‘reck’ in camberwell. Come to them all.

Hello world- infinitemen could not tell you about their great news recently because of a phone tumblr access error (I had typed homtail instead of hotmail)

Important facts: we played at catch bar tuesday and ended it with a fake fight that no one cared about. Last month we played a gig with spring yard, the rebel and pines (one third of sauna youth) which was great. We have THREE gigs in april which is a new pb for infinitemen.

Details: 18th april, power lunches with house of john player, 27th april bunker club with our friend ashley’s band and then a gig we are putting on at the ‘reck’ in camberwell.

Come to them all.







NEW HIT SINGLE. VIDEO MADE BY ARTIST GRACE SCHOEFIELD. WATCH IT HERE OR ON MTV………… whatever. 




Well well well well well Infinitemen have been on a little break as of recent, but so what? in that time we have had an album released ‘Thinker’ http://cazenovetapes.bigcartel.com/product/infinite-men-thinker buy it you seriously wont regret it. See one of the hit singles here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDJDJwE1Ri4 AND FINALLY- we are doing a gig and it is with some seriously fab bands and we are really really excited here is what was written on facebook: Dear Punters,Please come and join us for this fantastic gig.You will, for the reasonable price of 4 GBP, get to see not 4 but 5! bands and they are all great. It will start early so we can fit all these fantastic acts in so please do not miss out it will be a banger. —-////THE REBEL\\—-“Ben Wallers represents himself by a symbol called a Spakenkreuz, which is a Swastika (Hakenkreuz) with a broken (or ‘spastic’) arm, bent backwards to cross over the previous arm in the circularity of the swastika. As far as he is aware, he invented this symbol.” - wikipedia.orghttp://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=kUKQlBKQNL8http://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=bRbFIgfhRaM—-////SAUNA YOUTH\\—-Ecstatic punk energy riff http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qarQ-4Dvgd4http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdQ7wvyifKA—-////INFINITEMEN\\—-Whingy post-punk, post-good from this London two piece. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pOclGjqNmghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDJDJwE1Ri4—-////SPRINGYARD\\—-Two pieces, pop dirge http://vimeo.com/26927968—-////PINES\\—-“like tape experiments” from a member of Sauna Youth 3rd Feb- Powerlunches- 7pm sharp IT COSTS 4 POUND

Well well well well well Infinitemen have been on a little break as of recent, but so what? in that time we have had an album released ‘Thinker’ http://cazenovetapes.bigcartel.com/product/infinite-men-thinker buy it you seriously wont regret it.

See one of the hit singles here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDJDJwE1Ri4

AND FINALLY- we are doing a gig and it is with some seriously fab bands and we are really really excited here is what was written on facebook:

Dear Punters,

Please come and join us for this fantastic gig.

You will, for the reasonable price of 4 GBP, get to see not 4 but 5! bands and they are all great. It will start early so we can fit all these fantastic acts in so please do not miss out it will be a banger. 

—-////THE REBEL\\—-
“Ben Wallers represents himself by a symbol called a Spakenkreuz, which is a Swastika (Hakenkreuz) with a broken (or ‘spastic’) arm, bent backwards to cross over the previous arm in the circularity of the swastika. As far as he is aware, he invented this symbol.” - wikipedia.org
http://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=kUKQlBKQNL8
http://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=bRbFIgfhRaM

—-////SAUNA YOUTH\\—-
Ecstatic punk energy riff 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qarQ-4Dvgd4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdQ7wvyifKA

—-////INFINITEMEN\\—-
Whingy post-punk, post-good from this London two piece. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pOclGjqNmg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDJDJwE1Ri4

—-////SPRINGYARD\\—-
Two pieces, pop dirge 
http://vimeo.com/26927968

—-////PINES\\—-
“like tape experiments” from a member of Sauna Youth 

3rd Feb- Powerlunches- 7pm sharp 

IT COSTS 4 POUND




2 Inifinite Men gigs in two days! Is this a sign of things to come? Or of just how bad its got? 23rd october sees us in good company with death metal horrible bastards Annexifier and Whitby Bay II, who are also pretty death metal. Infact you’ve probably got to ask yourself the question - ”Why are Infinite Men and their particular brand of homecounties brit-pop-lite-a-thon shit-punk on this heavy bill????’.  Enjoy the nice flyer - and details of saturday 22nds all dayer in ‘Clockwork Orange Backdrop’ and difficult to get to bit of london Thamesmead. 

2 Inifinite Men gigs in two days! Is this a sign of things to come? Or of just how bad its got? 23rd october sees us in good company with death metal horrible bastards Annexifier and Whitby Bay II, who are also pretty death metal. Infact you’ve probably got to ask yourself the question - ”Why are Infinite Men and their particular brand of homecounties brit-pop-lite-a-thon shit-punk on this heavy bill????’. 

Enjoy the nice flyer - and details of saturday 22nds all dayer in ‘Clockwork Orange Backdrop’ and difficult to get to bit of london Thamesmead. 




NEWS

Infinitemen are keeping themselves busy. Please see below links:

This is our next gig which is coming up this Friday so obviously make sure you come or you will probably miss out. (we are willing to ignore the fact that ‘infinite’ is spelled incorrectly on the flyer (infinate) because truth be told there are alternate versions of most of our web outputs as ‘InfinAtemen’ due to Alex’s (the better half of IM) terrific spelling.

http://www.facebook.com/?ref=logo#!/event.php?eid=186968081355907

Perhaps not a good follow on from my claim of you missing out but, here is a video of Infinitemen playing last week at Catch (you would have thought, seeing as it was an album launch, that they might have put some effort in and played a bit better but there we go)